Aussie Golfer has had numerous requests for these funny golfing terms to be published again. Rather than supply the links to the two old posts I thought I'd post them all together.
An Alan Bond - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needed one more revolution
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslet - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
An Amelia Earheart - didn't make it over the water
An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
A Pauline Hanson - a long way right
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Nirvana - a hole in one
An Eardrum - no good under pressure
A Bill Clinton - a bad lie
A Nullarbor - a bloody long drive
Best mate's wife - out of bounds
A John Lennon - should never have left the house
A Pringle - a nice chip
A Liberace - playing down a different hole
Half a cake - a big slice ("that's not a slice.....that's half a damn cake!")
A Jimi Hendrix - got really high and didn't go very long
A Crab - having to come out sideways
Baghdad - GUR
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